A couple were in their bedroom and the girl

says to her boyfriend,"I wish I had bigger tits".

The boyfrend says "well what I recommend is

to get some toilet tissue and rub it between

your tits for 2 months"

How will that help to make my tits bigger?

asked the girlfrnd.

"Well it worked for your ass" says the boyfrnd :P:P:P

Boy Goes to a Chemist & Said: Give Me a Condom, I'm Going to My Gfs house for Dinner. ActuallyGive Me 2 More. Her Sis is a Bomb!! & Her Mom is Still Hot ♥ :DDuring Dinner..Girl's Father Came to Home.. Boy Lowers his Head Immediately & Start Praying..Girl: I Never Knew You are So Religious :)Boy: I Never Knew Your Father is a CHEMIST!...

There r 3 Kinds of men

Asian-
Has Wife and GF bt Loves Wife the Most...

...American-
Has Wife and GF bt Loves GF the Most....

Arab-
Has 14 Wives and 9 GFs bt Loves his Camel the Most!!!:D:D

4 men in prison cell:
a rapist
a murderer
a psycho
and a gay.
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rapist: if there's a cat here, i'd fuck it til it dies.
murderer: once you're done, i'd torture it to death.
psycho: once it's dead, i'd fuck it til i die!


the gay in the corner very softly says…
meoowww… :P

‎Girl to girl: "You look pretty!" "Ahwww thanks, so do you!" *Guy to guy*: "You look handsome." "Dude, Are you gay?" :P

Girl: “I cheated.”

Boy:“So what do u think I love u?I was also cheating u for past 2 yrs.”

Girl cried & said “I was talking about exams.”

Boy: oOops :P

Demotion of Salman Khan

2009 ---> Wanted : IPS
2010 ---> Dabbang : Inspector
2011 ---> Body Guard
...
Upcoming Films-

2012 ---> Security Guard
2013 ---> Watchman
2014 ---> Postman
2015 ---> Deadman

hahhahahaha :D

Ram was talking so quietly in phone.
After his call shyam asked.



Shyam= To whom u were talking.

Ram=to sister.

Shyam= den y so quietly.

Ram=bcoz it was ur sister.:-)

scientists should invent a condom for the heart... coz sumtimes ppl fuck the feelings badly!

Height of remembering byheart:
A policeman saw a Little Boy Crying-
Policeman: Wat’s the Matter boy??
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Boy: “Matter is anything that occupies Space and has Mass”:-P