A GUY suspected that his WIFE was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest one he could find.

This is his report:-

Most honorable Sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

No fee,
Cheng Lee